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So, news time:
It looks as though I am about to quit my job and move to Vancouver again. I've received a pretty sweet job proposal which happens to include airfare and as fates would have it aligns pretty cleanly with the end of my lease on my apartment.
So suck on that.

Okay folks, This is highly experimental, I'm not going to put a link on the main page just yet because I'd have to find somewhere in my Chemwar layout for an actual menu.

But here's the deal. I'm going to try and revive Chemwar Storytime.

PLEASE for the love of all that is good, leave the beastiality, porn, hookers and otherwise unnecessary topics at home for the second story. My goal is to create a hilarious story that a kid would like, then illustrate it, then sell it for billions.

Lastly please don't hijack the story, that means no sudden killing of characters you don't like to make way for characters you do like or something along those lines...

Keep that in mind as I timidly offer you Chemwar Storytime: hypertext link

In other other other news, If you haven't gotten a new username/password for the site since the last re-design or have since forgotten it, please email me or post in the shoutbox and I'll hook you all up with that.